Nikita's Turn

I posted a few messages on my Mama's Facebook Page.  Now I am going to share those with you.

Hi everybody! It's Nikita here. *hehehehehe* Mama is at "work" so I decided to post on her page. I only do what I do because Mama refuses to play stick with me every waking moment. And because I feel like it. And because it is so entertaining for me to watch her get upset. And because I feel like it. And because life is just a big adventure. And because I feel like it.

Sometimes she makes me go into the den/bathroom/kitchen/bedroom area for what she calls "Time Out." I love it that I get all that space and SHE is the one confined to two rooms, but I pretend that I am upset. Sometimes I even try to sound like I am crying, just because I know she will feel bad. Besides, it's fun. I don't know when she's coming back. Any suggestions/new ideas on what pranks I can try tonight?

And check out all these answers!!

• Murry:  Don't forget that your do it because you are a cat, and therefore you can!! My person loves it when I drag her balls of yarn up from the basement & wrap them all around furniture legs. Oh, and also when I chew up the plastic shower curtain liner.

  
  
• Jennifer:  Have you tried chewing on her house plants yet? One of my kitties is especially fond of this activity...has even launched herself off of furniture in order to land on the plant stand to either a) land on the plant stand and claim victory or b) knock the plant off the plant stand and claim victory. She employs a couple of methods for the actual chewing: the "just bite" method...leaving hundreds of teeth marks but leaves are pretty much intact, the "strip cut" method...this works well for longer leaves by where you strip down half the leaf and leave stringy bits hanging off, and finally the "mow it off" method...this of course means you take everything down to the dirt. She would say it's worth it. She also gets "time out" when said plant chewing is discovered. Have fun, Nikita

  
  
• Murry:  My person keeps all chewable plants (as in not cacti) on the outside deck in the summer and in a spare bedroom (with door closed) in the winter. She is no fun.

  
  
• Paul:  have you tried playing with the toilet paper?
  
• Murry:  Oh, and back when my person had a pincushion (not the dumb magnetic one she has now) I sat and pulled all of the pins out and dropped them on the floor.
  
• Polly:  I drive my human crazy by walking over her keypad all the time. I have managed to shrink the size of the display back to almost nothing. Was fun to see her freak out! And I'm with you. I do it because I feel like it.

  
  
• Polly:  And if that doesn't work I puke in her shoe.

  
  
• Nikita:  Nikita here again. Thanks for all of those great ideas I have already begun working on the shower curtain liner -- so easy and sooooo much fun. Guess what? I discovered the enormous fun potential of FRINGE! This is great stuff! I can make it bigger, or take it off and spread it all around the apartment. Because I feel like it. I love being me!

  
  
• Polly:  Ooooh, love making fringe on the furniture! My mom always yells at me but I figure that a couple more claws full of material creates a nice effect. My mom says I "ruined" two of her chairs, but I say they look soooo much better. She muttered something about declawing, but she stopped after I looked really pitifully at her (you know the look, works every time).

  
  

  
  
• Nikita:  Yes, I give master classes on The Look. Mama said something about my predecessor (yes, I do quite a bit of reading in my spare time so I have an impressive vocabulary) having ruined her old sofa and that's why we have a futon with wood legs. I still have fun clawing on the cover! Have to be careful now, she may come in at any moment. I know! I'll hide under the chair and she won't know where I am! She'll get so worried. hehehehe. Then I'll jump out and scare her half to death.
  
• Polly:  That's awesome. My mom told me stories about my cousin Snuggie. He was a working cat and hunted mice in the greenhouses. Loved scaring the you know what out of the Beagle. Snuggie would hide between the plants and then ambush the poor dog. Worked every. time.  The dog wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed! I myself have found other ways to creep out Mom's friends. I get on the couch behind them and start rubbing my chin on their head and licking their hair. So much fun seeing them squeal
  

  Nikita:  What a brilliant idea! I usually try to get Mama's friends to play stick with me, but most of them aren't very good at it. I'll implement your plan immediately. Solidarity!
 

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!  Mama can't figure out how I managed to adjust her Facebook account so that anything she posts goes on the newsfeed but NOT on her own page!   HEHEHEHEHE  And, things that other people post may or may not show up!   HEHEHEHE

She has spent a good hour trying to solve these problems.  I am a genius!  She is so frustrated.  I just love outwitting her.  Of course, she did put me in Time Out a while ago, but I think she was being petty because I was gloating about her computer issues.  That and I was trying to take another picture down.